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Autoblog’s motoring predictions for 2012
Filed under: Humour 2011 has been a varied year. We’ve had births , deaths , motor racing wins and some tragic losses. But now, as we creep towards 2012 we think it’s time to look forward and see what the next year has in store for us. Will we end up with a new Ferrari? Will Ford break its sales records? Do you honestly think we could guess that? Have a look at what we think might happen in 2012… Range Rover Evoque to be elected Prime Minister Following its incredible sales success in 2011, the people of middle England (and Fulham. And Chelsea) will call for the multi-award-winning automotive messiah to run the country. Why? Because they want the shiny shiny Range to dictate not only where they go, but how to spend their money, what their children learn and whether it’s ok to be publically rude about France again. The Evoque’s satellite navigation will make the big decisions, while the SUV’s CPU will run the economy. It’s thought that the Evoque’s processing power is more than four times that of George ‘Gideon’ Osbourne. Likelihood: 4/5 New BMW 3-Series wins at ‘cars’ BMW’s new 3 Series has been dubbed ‘the best yet’, which must be exciting for the firm. But in 2012, after it hits UK roads, the media, Twitter and Facebook will declare it the winner out of all the cars. You see, the 3 Series’ balance, new engine line-up and chunkier stance will strike a chord with everyone in the UK, even the members of Brake, and it’ll be declared the bestest ever. Jaguar’s E-Type will be reduced to being a ‘has been’ and left to rot. Likelihood: 4/5 Proton will make a desirable car Proton has been in existence since 1983. That’s a long time. That’s over a decade longer than, say, Smart, or even Eterniti. After years of making pups, the Malaysian firm has learned something about how not to make a car, so they’ll create something good . Taking the newly refreshed MG on won’t be an easy task, though, so they’ll call in their friends at Lotus to develop it. Properly this time, not like the ‘Savvy’. Likelihood: 2/5 Audi to simplify its range Many things exist purely to confuse. Kant’s theory of moral relativism, for...